Top 10 Things NOT to say when asked,
'What? No school today?' |
| 10 |
'Well normally yes, but this time of year
I need help with the planting and ploughing' |
| 9 |
'Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago,
but thanks for the compliment!' |
| 8 |
'No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick
up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry
home to catch our soaps.' |
| 7 |
'What?! Where did you guys come from?! Oh
my gosh! I thought I told you kids to stay at school! I'm sorry. This
happens all the time.' (sigh) |
| 6 |
'There isn't? Why, you'd think we would have
seen more kids out then, don't you?' |
| 5 |
'We're on a field trip studying human nature's
intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied
superiority. Thanks for the peek!' |
| 4 |
'On our planet we have different methods of
education.' '(Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae
down!)' |
| 3 |
'Oh my goodness! I thought that today was
Saturday...come on kids, hurry!' |
| 2 |
'Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns
'em at home. Werks reel good!' |
| And the number one answer we should
NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?" |
| 1 |
'What? No Bingo today?' |
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