- Your school dress code is: No Nudity Allowed
- You don't own a television
- You are firmly convinced that high school causes brain damage
- You sleep in till 9 am on weekdays but get up at 7 am on Sundays
- You have more siblings than sweaters
- You know what a 'Park Day' is
- Your favourite author is Jane Austen, G.K. Chesterton, or P.G.
Wodehouse
- All birthdays are school holidays
- You have ever finished your schoolwork before breakfast
- You taunt high schooled friends during exam week
- People compliment you on your polka dot suspenders and mismatched
socks
- You spend more than 2 hours each day reading and writing....voluntarily
- You are 16 years of age or older and have never been on a date
- You know what 'Unit Studies' are
- You have more than 2 science experiments going on in your room
- You know more than 1 Latin paradigm
- You have ever spent the entire school day in pyjamas
- You regularly utilize words such as: "malingering",
"tedious", and "indubitably"
- You consider sled riding PE
- Your IQ is greater than your weight
- You check out more than 10 books each time you visit the library
- You have ever attempted to teach yourself physics
- You have no idea as to what rock bands are currently popular...but
you can recite all of the stages of cellular mitosis (in order).
- (This applies only to Catholic homeschoolers) You know what
the letters TAC stand for.
- You believe that you are the most intelligent human in your
age bracket within a ten mile radius.
- You actually want to receive books on your birthday
- You are on a first name basis with your local librarians
- You have ever vented for more than five minutes on the evils
of standardised testing
- Every time your dad wants to encourage you to do something,
he calls it "extra credit!"
- You memorize Latin roots to impress your friends
- You have the Dewey Decimal system memorized
- You've tried memorizing the laws of thermodynamics for fun
- You believe that learning is best accomplished in a tree, while
eating a peanut butter sandwich
- You can quote lines from Shakespeare, but not from South Park
- You read the dictionary for fun
- Textbooks seem handy for starting fires, and that's about it
- Your idea of an awesome weekend is Plato, hot tea, and a microscope
- You've ever had nightmares about attending public school
- You have a standard 4 minute speech to give to teachers, aunts,
mother in laws, and school officials about why you are homeschooled
- You've ever laughed out loud when someone asked you "What
about socialisation?"
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